I haven't failed.
I've just managed to find an extraordinary amount of ways that don't work.

Messed up my average of at least one post a month.
Here's a quick update on my life via cliff notes:

- Decided to go full-time Asian an' dye my bangs orange an' the rest of the hair a blood red last month.
- Bar/restaurant where I work at has been closed for roughly four weeks now due to remodeling that the City of Oceanside has put on hold until further notice.
- Currently waiting to hear back from unemployment & welfare applications I put in last week.
- Also waiting to hear back from the 70+ applications I sent/dropped off this week.
- Been spending alot of time editing my works.
- Plan to post up a snippet of a story in the near future.
- Still need to fix my guitar. The only thing keeping the neck from snapping off is the strings.
- Taking a break from dating, but not flirting (it's cost effective)
- Starting to think that might be a bad thing... I burned calories chasing after 'em/
- Typing words here that you read.
- Could use 3 surgeries. The one that pains me the most is my left knee. The one that takes priority is the one that corrects sleep apnea. The one that gets the least attention is a procedure to clear out leftover mold from my lungs that weren't killed by antibiotics.
- Hasn't been sick for quite awhile.
- Wondering if I just jinxed myself.
- Can't remember if there was anything else I needed/should bring to your attention.
- Plans on ending these lil' notes here soon.
- Probably will end these lil' notes soon.
- Wondering how long I can keep this going?
- Wondering how long this joke can go 'til it gets old.
- Currently ending cliff notes on my recent life.

In closing: I'd prefer everyone that reads this to enjoy the present in a way that doesn't make them regret the past.

That statement being more profound if you imagine myself stroking my fu man chu while I say it.